If your inner self doesn't scream, YES BITCH when you put on the Piper Bodysuit, she's not your girl. Tell her to get her shit together. You got places to go and people to do.
Also, if you think you can't wear a bodysuit... this is the sign you've been waiting for to tell you YOU'RE WRONG! Everyone can wear a bodysuit. They are comfy, flattering and basically mean you don't need underwear... no one should miss out on these perks of life.
Fabric is the same as most of our dresses... aka basically butter two metal closure snaps